HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TINA FEY

Today is Tina Fey's 39th Birthday.  I love Tina Fey. I love Liz Lemon. She is my hero. More girls need to strive to be like her and less like Paris Hilton.  

Tina- if you are reading this, pls contact me and I will send you some Hucci shirts, as I'm sure you will appreciate and understand the humor behind Cookie Cutter.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Today, January 20, 2009, Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States and the nation's first African-American president. 

I feel so honored to be able to witness such a memorable and hopeful event in my lifetime.  

"Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America."

For a full transcript of his inspiring speech, check it out here, courtesy of CNN.com.

XLR8R - December '08 Issue

Much props to my girl Liz Baca (stylist supreme of The Goods!) for featuring my Cookie Cutter crews as part of the apparel she compiled for her spread in the December issue of XLR8R.   Check it out! 

MY NEW SHIT

How do I get a job to be a stylist on Kath & Kim? Someone call me. I'll do it for free.
Molly Shannon = modern day Peg Bundy.
Bad slutty fashions = awesomeness.

AMP ENERGY WALK OF SHAME

So I'm watching America's Funniest Commercials and although all the commercials are creative as hell, I must say-- this one is something we all can relate to. Genius.

Now that I no longer live in NYC, I do not have easy access to the Ralph Lauren Rugby store, and I have been going through some serious 'dress like a rich college kid' withdrawal. 

I was on the Ralph Lauren site today and was so excited to find out that they are relaunching their rugby.com site as an e-commerce web site. Now I can shop online like a collegiate crackhead.  This is all happening in mid-August, just in time for the start of school.   I'm so psyched that I might have to go back to college and hang with some frat boys. Straight up Old School Frank-the-Tank style.  

Be careful... someone might lose an eye!

A 52 year old woman sues Victoria's Secret over an alleged thong injury.

No, the injury was not in her crotch.

A piece of jewelry trim flew off her thong and into her eye.

52 year old women should not be wearing bling on their crotches.