Be careful... someone might lose an eye!

A 52 year old woman sues Victoria's Secret over an alleged thong injury.

No, the injury was not in her crotch.

A piece of jewelry trim flew off her thong and into her eye.

52 year old women should not be wearing bling on their crotches.

My humps

Alanis Morissette has a new cd coming out today.
Alanis rocks.

lady in pink...

How fabulous is her fit?  The pale pink dress has a repeat print of Bambis getting their throat slit.  Awesome.  I luv it!

Lily Allen was one of the winners at the UK's Glamour Women of the Year Awards. She received the Editor's Special Award in recognition of her career as a singer, TV presenter, and style queen. 

Yves Saint Laurent: The Passing of a Fashion Icon

Yves Saint Laurent has passed away on June 1, 2008.

He was born in 1936 in Oran, Algeria. After winning first prize in the International Wool Secretariat contest for his asymetrical cocktail dress in 1954, Saint Laurent immediately went to work for Christian Dior. Saint Laurent became Haute Couture designer when Dior died in 1958. Saint Laurent completed a total of six collections for the house of Dior, beginning with the highly successful Trapeze collection.

He opened his own couture house, YSL, in 1962.

The Riv Gauche boutiques for women were established in 1966, and menswear was added in 1974.  His muse was Catherine Deneuve for many years.

He frequently used ethnic themes in his garments, as well as bright colors contrasted with black. His day clothes have a slightly masculine flavor, while his luxurious evening wear is tinged with fantasy.  He is famous for "Le Smoking" tuxedo jacket, see-through blouses (1968), peasant blouses, bolero jackets, pantsuits, and smocks.

In July 1965, Yves Saint Laurent unveils the infamous Mondrian haute couture fall-winter '65/'66 collection.

In Summer 1966, Saint Laurent was the first couturier to show his Haute Couture show live on the internet.  

Video: Yves Saint Laurent, 1962

The fashion world will miss him greatly.

WHY...

... is this crap music popular?  And isn't he on trial now for having sex with 14 yr olds? What music exec decided that this is a good song? I'm confused as to how something like this comes to fruition.  I had to look up the lyrics online because it's just so ridiculous to me.  Moral of this story: Money and popularity take precedent over talent.  I really wish he was still trapped in that damn closet.

R.KELLY - HAIR BRAIDER LYRICS

Zig-Zag straight back doin my hairbraider / zig-zag straight back doin my hairbraider

Chorus:

Hairbraider huh I'm doin my hairbraider

and she do my hair so good that I'm gonna tip her

The way she strip for me I gotta tip her

Verse 1:

Hair grease comb now shawty get readay

Bout to roll threw rain on ya like confettay

Can't wait to see the booty shake like jellay

Zig-zag braids got em lookin like spaghettay

Ohh she like me (like me)

Ohh she sexy (sexy)

She freaky and on top of that she (braider)

(Hustla) a fly mama

(Hustla) she gettin dollaz

(Hustla) drive a black impala

(Hustla) she pop her colla

She says that the style that I want is gonna take her like all night

Well thats cool wit me so lets get it

How convenient because when she's done I'm gonna hit like all night

and it no other chick like my hairbraider.

Verse 2:

I can't wait to see her when it comes to the weekend

cause Im a hit that ass when it comes to the weekend

play some cards, braid my hair, creep wit me on weekends

She can't take me on the weekday cause her man be tweakin

Now she got many styles from the twist down to extensions

And I got many styles (zig-zags straight back)

Man she so cool wit me

Hang wit the dudes wit me

then take some shots wit me

She keeps it trill wit me

(Chorus)

Zig-Zags straight back doin my hairbraider (repeat 3x)

Oh she braid my hair in the middle of the night

Oh sometimes it gets so late she spend the night

And my hairbraida so hot I call her my booty shop 

She so fly ain't no other chick like my...

(Chorus to fade...)

Ladies Stand Up! It's time to bust some nuts....

Whether or not you are a Hillary Clinton supporter, you cannot deny that this nutcracker is the best thing ever. She comes packaged in a stars & stripe superhero-like action figure box with the taglines, "Stainless Steel Thighs" and "Cracks the Toughest Nuts."  

Check it out at www.hillarynutcracker.com.

So, c'mon ladies - let's go bust some nuts and change the world.